Monday, February 15, 2010

Dialogues

Close male friend: “Are you bothered that you don’t have a boyfriend?”

Me: “Honestly? Not really and that bothers my mum.”

Close male friend: “So remind me why you don’t have a boyfriend.”
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Close male friend: “If I didn’t know you and I saw you, I wouldn’t approach you.”

Me: *Blank Stare* "Seriously?!"

Close male friend: "Yea, I’m serious."

Me: Why?

Close male friend: "You’re nice and friendly. See you’re a classy babe but you look like a snob. You give that look like ..." (Pauses.)

Me: "Tell me about it."

Close male friend: "Don’t get me wrong but you need to ... you need to ... whats the word now ... you need to be more open. You’re friendly and nice but you need to flex. Even back in school, you were cool and nice like that but you still didn’t let people get too close to you. You keep people at an arm’s length."

Me: "So how do we go about it?"

Close male friend: "Hmmm ... Tell you what ..."